” guy got what he deserved, he deleted one of our guildie’s characters” I actually thought that that was a very quick and thorough way of taking your vengeance. Maybe I am thinking of the wrong game, but with the default UI you can’t store your password, so maybe this Tink person should have chosen a harder pw.
MIK

ps. Love the kilt, they are airy aren’t they? I prefer my skirts to
have pockets, though

Michael K.

- Skirts?

Heard a rumor about your guild leader being the owner of a windowless white van and kilts…………

I’m waaaay hotter than my avatar

kat

- Those rumors MIGHT be true, but there’s only one way to find out.

Dear Admin,

I have seen the pictures of Finn on your site and I must say I am impressed. To find such soulful eyes in one so…young.
Let me cut to the chase, I would like to hire Finn as an escort. I am not what most would consider “beautiful” I am actually what most people consider “Fugly” with a side of “Dear Lord”. I realize that escort services are my only option and hope you seriously consider my request. Normally I don’t include a picture when I hire an escort but my neighbors keep complaining about all the screaming on Friday nights so I want to make sure that there are no misrepresentations.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks
Bree

feel free to call anytime
8XX-7XX-XXXX (Omitted obviously!)

ps I <3 The Guild. Thanks for all the awesome sauce
-kaybi

(Kellie B.)

Attachment:

- … At. A. Loss. For. Words.

So wrong… just… so wrong.
Kudos on the sausage selfcontrol (so to speak)
MIK (Michael K.)

- Our records indicate your IP address keeps returning to the website. Particularly, the image of him biting the sausage. Why is that?

You had better actually be of Celtic ancestry, and that had *better* be a clan-appropriate tartan in that kilt you so publicly wore. With or without a breeze, you want to keep those privates attached, right? Right?

Kathy D.

- Kathy, you big flirt!

U can NOT has hambergr

Matthew C.

- U have NOT has girlfriend? AMIRITE?

Is Valkyrie as big a suck-up in-game as he is IRL?

–
Mike D.
“That was a buffet of humanity I wish I’d never had to sample.”

- I don’t know, are you as big a douche… that’s it, you’re a douche. Valkyrie

I am sending this e-mail to say 3 things.

1) Very humourous stuff as far as the Finn Douchebag stuff goes.

2) I am a very huge fan of the Axis of Anarchy. I would like to join, but unfortunately I don’t consider myself worthy enough to even apply. I would have to grind for two straight years to even approach the pure power that the Axis has.

3) I know this is a very unorthodox request but i’d like to become an apprentice of Kwan’s. See, i’ve gone through life being korean but having no purpose, no drive. But then I heard of a man named Kwan. I thought, “No, a man such as this cannot exist” But alas he does, and I would like him to show me the ways of a real Korean badass. Thank you, I anxiously await your response.

-Kimjemin (Benjamin B.)

- 1) That was our intent. 2) You are correct, except 5 years. 3) 난 잘 지내고있어. 당신은 죽은 물고기입니다. (I believe it says you are like a dead fish and he is the best.)

GTFO you not a good guild you noobs had to go to the store to buy the game lawl I’d offer to help you guys out but your groups a bunch or Rtard nubs that don’t know how to do anything right. lawl good luck at owning another newbie since thats all it seems you can do.

Bryan R.

- Another 12 year old QQ’s. Going to cry to your mom, Bryan?

Fawkes,

That kilt.. is it a clan tartan or just some random tartan?

Inquiring Celts want to know.

Chris B.

- “Coincidence? Maybe. And maybe not.” – Ron Book