Feeding the Trolls

Subject: Dweebs

U can NOT has hambergr

Matthew C.

- U have NOT has girlfriend? AMIRITE?

Subject: Valkyrie

Is Valkyrie as big a suck-up in-game as he is IRL?

–
Mike D.
“That was a buffet of humanity I wish I’d never had to sample.”

- I don’t know, are you as big a douche… that’s it, you’re a douche. Valkyrie

Subject: Finn Smulders, etc.

I am sending this e-mail to say 3 things.

1) Very humourous stuff as far as the Finn Douchebag stuff goes.

2) I am a very huge fan of the Axis of Anarchy. I would like to join, but unfortunately I don’t consider myself worthy enough to even apply. I would have to grind for two straight years to even approach the pure power that the Axis has.

3) I know this is a very unorthodox request but i’d like to become an apprentice of Kwan’s. See, i’ve gone through life being korean but having no purpose, no drive. But then I heard of a man named Kwan. I thought, “No, a man such as this cannot exist” But alas he does, and I would like him to show me the ways of a real Korean badass. Thank you, I anxiously await your response.

-Kimjemin (Benjamin B.)

- 1) That was our intent. 2) You are correct, except 5 years. 3) 난 잘 지내고있어. 당신은 죽은 물고기입니다. (I believe it says you are like a dead fish and he is the best.)

Subject: Who the f**k are you noobs

GTFO you not a good guild you noobs had to go to the store to buy the game lawl I’d offer to help you guys out but your groups a bunch or Rtard nubs that don’t know how to do anything right. lawl good luck at owning another newbie since thats all it seems you can do.

Bryan R.

- Another 12 year old QQ’s. Going to cry to your mom, Bryan?

Subject: Axis of Anarchy – Tartan?

Fawkes,

That kilt.. is it a clan tartan or just some random tartan?

Inquiring Celts want to know.

Chris B.

- “Coincidence? Maybe. And maybe not.” – Ron Book