Subject: LOL
Lol! I can’t stop laughing, that u did that page in RL. This is very funny, I hope u will show it in the next episode. U really made my day xD
Bélteky P.
- Episode? You have us confused with someone else?
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Subject: Hey tool in the kilt!
Three things: first, stop parking your creepy white van in front of my mailbox before I bash in your headlights, slash your tires, and then call the cops and have the thin towed. Second, stop stealing my newspaper. Third, tell your mother I need my tupperware back.
Oh, and on the rare occasions where we have to talk to each other, if you could please refrain from quoting Machiavelli, or Ayn Rand, or Goebbels, or Genghis Khan, or “The Wrath of Khan,” or “The Captain and Tenille,” that would be just swell. You’re loathsome enough on your own.
Thanks.
Your neighbor Cliff
(Klint M.)- Some people try too hard. Now everyone can see your pitiful attempt here.
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Subject: Yo, Axis of Anarchy!
I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish being d***** bags, but The Knights of Good is one of the best guilds of all time! BEST GUILD OF ALL TIME!
Sara G.
- Topical humor is always good, great Kanye reference, Sara. Our good friend Chris Brown agrees and would like to meet you in person and give you some playful love punches to the face. Too soon?
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Subject: U PWNZ N008z
U R0xx0rz!
Luv teh way u pwn teh n00bz!
U pwnt teh l4mz0rz area during meetz, u pwnt KoG, now u pwnt luzr!
1337n355!!!!
Doc
(Kevin W.)- Hey, HEY, the 1980’s called and said “L3t 1t g0, m4n!”
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Subject: Finnsmulders website etc
Dear Axis of Anarchy,
I find resorting to things like the Finnsmulders website rather sad and childish. There’s always going to be guild-drama’s in-game, but these things only make things worse and don’t result into a better gaming experience. No matter how much you found to create the website and mock someone, eventually people will get fed up with that kind of behaviour and leave your guild as well. So there you are, thinking you just gained a few guildies and relying on the amount of people to achieve some solid raid-progression, and then you ruin it by doing something like this.
Personally, I’m glad you got the short end of the stick with Tink. No matter how good a player she may be, it’s obvious she’s obnoxious and toxic for guild morale. I hope she ends up ruining your playtime while guilds like The Knights of Good can finally flourish and achieve that well earned raid progression on their own terms.
Hope you choke in epics.
Bye
Patrick Q.
- Lets imagine I read this dribble and wrote something witty here. KTHXBAIF***