Subject: Finn Smulders…escort service?

Dear Admin,

I have seen the pictures of Finn on your site and I must say I am impressed. To find such soulful eyes in one so…young.
Let me cut to the chase, I would like to hire Finn as an escort. I am not what most would consider “beautiful” I am actually what most people consider “Fugly” with a side of “Dear Lord”. I realize that escort services are my only option and hope you seriously consider my request. Normally I don’t include a picture when I hire an escort but my neighbors keep complaining about all the screaming on Friday nights so I want to make sure that there are no misrepresentations.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks
Bree

feel free to call anytime
8XX-7XX-XXXX (Omitted obviously!)

ps I <3 The Guild. Thanks for all the awesome sauce
-kaybi

(Kellie B.)

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- … At. A. Loss. For. Words.